Preparation for the 80th Birthday Bash

Tomorrow is the big day and we are preparing for the festivities... in the mist still dealing with my everyday life...

So last night I was out with one of my friends, when suddenly I received an urgent text message from my brother. Now let me say this... My brother barely even calls me nor sends a text... So I am to scared by this in the 1st place...

The text messages goes a little like this:

Jordan: we have a situation

Me: whats the problem... u have no more life lines

Jordan: a dress that looked good in the 1980s ain't gonna work... seriously...

Me: lol... ur so crazy

Jordan: lol I'm not trying to be funny, if you saw you would understand the seriousness of the situation.

Me: oh god!!!! NO!!!

Jordan:HOLY FREAKIN GOD! GRANDMA NEEDS HELP WITH HER WARDROBE FOR SAT. of course i told her she looked fine but you or mom need to break it to her that sparkles just wont do!

Now today after work I am headed to the mall to find this woman a dress, so she doesn't embarrasses me and of yea.. HERSELF... Lord help me...